i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

(vía just-a-venezuelan-girl)

aw look at how pretty i dont look 

(Fuente: ziyall, vía just-a-venezuelan-girl)


Dear future son/daughter

I know that I may not be the best parent, but swear on my mother fucking life that I will never leave you at the supermarket checkouts alone because I know that shit is terrifying and I’m not a fucking monster

(Fuente: simplefoetus, vía just-a-venezuelan-girl)